Saturday, 31 December 2016

Ep #53 - A Spanner In The Works (v4)

Spanner v4 what would the sheets do if they where invisible.......


 This week starts with Val singing and then he gets a little bit smutty (usually that is Adam's expert area). Teeth or tooth, a few quick rants, some chocolate bars from the USA are tasted, a fanmail and an actual theme based around tv shows we haven't seen......

Friday, 16 December 2016

2RS Podcast #50 - Video Special

We Filmed the 50th Ep - Here it is
Welcome to the 2RandomSheets Podcast where we talk about all sorts of things. 
We created this because we tend to have random conversations that we realized had to be shared with the world. 
We hope to have a Podcast out once a week 
The main reason we are doing this is to have fun.
They will also be filmed for YouTube. Check out all our links
Subscribe/Follow to this channel for new podcasts Weekly
Our offical website http:/
SoundCloud: @2randomsheets
You can follow us on:
Weekly Podcasts, Blogs and Vlogs
All the Best - Mark (Wing) & Adam (TwoThirds)
Mark Twitter - @ValPigott
Adam Twitter - @adamjwinch
Twitter @2RandomSheets

Tuesday, 13 December 2016

Best Of - Part 1

Best of part one includes the best moments of our first 25 Episodes

Ep #50 - Fifty

The 50th Episode of our podcast.
We would like to say a massive Thank-You to everyone who has listened and supported us on this journey we are on.

Next year is maybe gonna be the year of the 'sheets' ;)

Sunday, 4 December 2016

Ep #49 - A Spanner In The Works (v3)

It has been almost 6 months since we last did a "Spanner". One subject chosen in secret by one Sheet, no notes and press record.......... there is some digression and banter towards the end (personal habits in the 18th century!!) but the main subject matter in this edition is certainly one to get you wondering.......

Saturday, 26 November 2016

Ep #48 - Deep

Pub quiz, knock down ginger, computer evoluation, spam mail, opposite's attract, Dinosaurs, life hacks. That this week show in a nutshell plus Val seems a bit hypo due drinking a gallon of Pepsi before we got in the Studio

Ep #47 - Lips

Val is brave and records after illness nearly cancelled the episode, he bores us with booking an appointment with his doctor. He also apologises for his constant swearing, moans about a burger which leads to a discussion on tipping in restaurants. On the plus side, Jamie Dornan pops in the Studio and Adam actually gets a word in from time to time, plus Peppa Pig, Gillian Anderson and a brilliant life hack............

Saturday, 12 November 2016

Ep #46 - Wet Boots

 Talk organised for once, this weeks episode has 4 ACTUAL subjects that we discuss from an ACTUAL pre prepared list which includes Soap Opera's and Evolution. Adam has an attempt at erotica, Val swears far too much, there is lots of laughter plus a bonus Easter egg after the credits, behind the scenes audio of The Sheets making a promo video.......oh and Trump gets a mention....

Monday, 7 November 2016

Under The Sheets - KICKSTARTER Project

Light-hearted / Comedy - Mockumentary showing exclusive behind the scenes footage of 2RandomSheets, world famous podcasters

About this project

What is Under The Sheets?
Under the sheets is a mockementary which fictional events are presented in documentary style filming. Following Vince McVince and Adam McAdams who believe they are world famous podcasters as they once made it into the iTunes top 10 podcast chart and are still living on the success of it.
When will it be finished?
we have given ourselves a deadline of 1st Feb 2017
It is going to be a feature length film?
in a word yes, it is going to over an hour long
Is the script all ready?
What script... 
There must be a script surly?
We are ready to start filming now, all the ideas are laid out, Filming locations have been scouted 
Is this a true story?
Based on a true story is a better way of explaining it, some parts are actually true 2randomsheets podcast is a weekly show by podcasters Vince and Adam which did chart on the iTunes comedy chart at number 9. 
Is the podcast still going now?
Yes very much so, we have been uploading a weekly show since Feburary 2016, with no signs of slowing down.
How can i listen to this podcast?  
2randomsheets is available on iTunes, Soundcloud and TuneIn Radio  to name but a few, also google 2randomsheets and you will find us.
How many people listen to this podcast?
Since February 2016 our podcast has been played over 450,000 times   
Why do you want to do this film?
we have so many ideas floating about, this is just one of them
Will this be funny?
We do hope so if you like dry British humour.
Where is this going to be filmed?
Kent, England. 
What do you need the funding for?
We would like some better filming equipment, so we can make the final film even better. We only require a very small amount of funding the rest is self financed by ourselves.
Anything else you would like to add?
Give us a chance we are normal people with big hearts we just need a little bit of you time and good will.

Ep #45 - Sweetcorn

We get a Word on Urban Dictionary and are a little excited about this.
We explain how we are bigger then the Beatles in America, Elton gets another mention the boy.
Some views in Russia taking them to our 3rd most listened to country.
A Cadburys Milk Tray Rant!
How YouTube Vloggers are now superstars, Bit of a moan up about Virgin Media and Sky
Then the badboy Quiz book makes a first appearance to finish off the show

Name drops – Justin Bieber and Elton John

Sunday, 30 October 2016

Ep #44 - Circle

A "Supergroup" being put together by the Sheets. Can we pull it off? This will be the show of the century.

Saturday, 22 October 2016

Ep #43 - I've Got That On Tape v1

This week we start by sharing a box of chocolate truffles
Then we try to actually stick to a theme which hopefully will be an ongoing series.
Film Genre’s starting with Rom Coms but before we can get started Val reviews Spectre then we wonder off on a James Bond rant mostly aimed at Daniel Craig.
Val then goes off on one again about a TV program My Giant Life
Then Adam slips in a quick feature Life Hacks
Then Val goes off the rails with he’s weekly crap jokes
Finally half way in we go on to the theme which mostly includes every Hugh Grant film ever, From Notting hill to Bridget Jones a few Tom Hanks films.
We then talk about how we don’t care why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Split up.
We then start laughing for about 20 min to end the show

Ep #42 - Star This One

The theme (again) is Same Words. Do we get round to looking at the word differences across the pond etc? No we don't. Val has a moan about pedestrians (again) and admits he is to blame for the Brangelina separation, plus much more chit chat I can't remember, hopefully Adam will fill this part once he edits the show.........

Monday, 10 October 2016

Ep #41 - Friday

Our sort of twist on the show "Desert Island Discs". Val chooses 30 songs, Adam asks about a handful including Lynard Skynyrd, Nirvana, Kings of Leon, Guns N Roses, Spice Girls and of course the Beatles among many more. Star Wars, the bleep machine goes into overdrive and Adam McAdams educates us about 2 intruders in the studio

Saturday, 1 October 2016

Ep #40 - NineThreeThree

Val has been on holiday and returns with stories and a look at ice cream. We hadn't seen each other for more than 3 weeks so all the catching up meant we totally overlooked the theme. Plus Val reveals he is a Justin Bieber fan........or is he........

Saturday, 24 September 2016

Ep #39 - Sorry

Can we do a whole podcast about adult cartoons, Family Guy, South Park etc etc........well we managed 10minutes or so in between the usual chit chat. To be honest, I can't remember everything in the episode and even though Adam has listened while editing, he is too lazy to type the show notes so you are left with me rambling on but not having a clue what I am rambling on about.......Enjoy

Saturday, 17 September 2016

Ep #38 - Pause For Breath

5 friends/fans kept going on about being on the show via a phone call, so we decided to try and do it all in one episode and this is the mixed result.........containing 1 call that was never gonna end, 1 that we couldn't end quick enough and one that surprised us as the caller was actually funny!

Sunday, 11 September 2016

Ep #37 - Carry On Sheets

We challenged ourselves to both do a 2 minute stand up comedy stint. This Episode is the result, with both of us stepping up to the mic and both failing with a sound effect app. A discussion about comedians follows after with Eddie Izzard, Peter Kay, Eddie Murphy, Billy Connolly, lee evans. Kevin Hart, and John Bishop all mentioned along with many others. Plus we try and understand different comedy genre's

Tuesday, 6 September 2016

Running Late

Channel 6 News Reporting for 2Randomsheets

I Walked into An Optician's

Where You Been Val?

Val 'Red Hat' Celebrating With Dartford FC

Out Takes v1

Ep #36 - This Could Be Dangerous

Midweek special episode.
Darts rematch and after, a World first.....
Darts in the dark and standing 20 odd foot away from the board, We name it Stunt Darts.


Ep #35 - On Our Knees

A sort of follow up to episode 9 "Underplayed" but it didn't quite go to plan. Unseen interruptions hampered recording but we battled on through. We discuss various underplayed songs and artists including Queen, Metallica, The Smiths, Radiohead among the usual mentions for Elvis, Michael Jackson as well as Madonna popping up along with Bob Dylan plus many more....

Saturday, 27 August 2016

Ep #34 - Blipson

A dip in form as we seemed to struggle a bit while recording for various unknown reasons. Hope you enjoy listening more than we did making it....

Saturday, 20 August 2016

Ep #33 - Callisto

We try and send items up into space and debate each thing with Adam failing to twig that half of Val's suggestions are a wind up. Bon Jovi, David Bowie, Jamie Oliver, A cheese and Pickle sandwich, Root Beer and Lakeside shopping centre  are among some of the suggestions but will they make the final list.
A top 10 countdown of our final choices ends the episode

Sunday, 14 August 2016

Ep #32 - HotDogs

This episode is dedicated to Kenny "R2D2" Baker. RIP

Sitting in a roasting hot studio where there was absolutely no air, talking about subjects that have never come up in previous episodes, so we go through a list of all the different ideas for themes that we and some listeners have come up with and squeeze it all into one episode. Including world champions, the best place in the UK, books and the interesting weather. Val gets destroyed for his shit and boring suggestions.

Saturday, 6 August 2016

Ep #31 - BBB

Lacking proper show notes because Val is to lazy to do them and i am fed up with doing them, because i am lazy!!
On this Ep - Bourbon Ledge Marty P is on the phone and thats about the highlight Enjoy

Sunday, 31 July 2016

Ep #30 - Fake Or Reality?

Val cracks out a Guns and Roses classic before a short brake as we change the useless batteries
Then a bit of Shazam and some peaking by Val
A brilliant joke and who would you go to a fancy dress party as.
Then we talk about some reality TV shows that come across now days as being scripted and fake
Then a Billy Baldwin

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Ep #29 - Previously Unreleased v1

This episode is one of our first ever efforts. It is being released as a midweek bonus for all to see now how we were in the beginning.  Laugh at our expense and our amatuer efforts!!!
That is not saying we are any better now....

Sunday, 24 July 2016

Ep #28 - Socks On The Beach

Starts off with Vince having a sulk and moan about how hot he is.
Adam tries to sing the every word but fails
Then the overwhelming smell of feet take over the studio
Val does he’s normal jokes of the week
A talk about sticks of rock, Fish and chips, Ice cream and donuts
Some chats about seasides
Adam is a crude as ever and Val moans about lobster and chips
Also including
Whitstable, Lanzarote, Rocky Horror Show and Aunty Julie's Roast.
All this and more finished with Cwoofffeeee.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

Ep #27 - Days Of Yore

Starts off with a sing along and a Crab by Vince
Adams story of Drinking underage and stealing a JCB
A bit of a random chat about profile photos
Then on to Vals story’s about he’s childhood base, Drinking story’s including a work drink up which ended up with him getting a telling off.
A list of old chocolate bars including a Nugget
Then on to  WalCooperTon Hill

Saturday, 9 July 2016

Ep #26 - Where's My Topic

Back to a half normal episode, starts off with a massive argument about vaping
Adam is pleased with his daughter and a trip to court
Val has a moan up that someone took he’s Topic Choc Bar.
A Letter from a Fan
Another moan about Top Gear and a bit on TV habits

Sunday, 3 July 2016

Ep #25 - Bend And Snap

Put your feet up and relax with The Sheets. In this episode we have our first studio guest, Mandy a qualified Yoga instructor. Join us as she takes through some breathing exercises including Yogie Breath (3 part breath), Nadi Sodana (alternate nostril breathing), Bramari Breathing (humming - the bee breath) "RA MA SA DA" music plays as she takes us on a relaxation trip to the Beach.
The usual fun is included at the start and end but feel free to join in the breathing exercises..
Mandy's Facebook -

Saturday, 25 June 2016

Ep #24 - A Spanner In The Works (v2)

Second volume of Spanner in the works where we bring a subject to the table and see what happens
Starts off with us on a look out for sponsorship
Val says the worse joke of all time.
Some 2Randomsheets stats, that may sound like we are showing off, but is more us just being Proud.
The rest of the show we are basically talking and arguing about the subject matter.

Saturday, 18 June 2016

Ep #23 - Nugsons

A show about money, Well Kinda. Starts off with Val not being ready as usual and Adam not having any notes. Nothing Different there then..
A list of songs about Money with Val on a non-stop sing along. A bit about pocket money how Adam made a few quid at school.
Vals post office saving book. How it is easy to spend money on your card.
A couple of scary stories and a list of expensive gifts
And that’s about your lot for this week

Saturday, 11 June 2016

Ep #22 - Bourbon

Starts off with Val doing the best David Frost impression the world has ever heard. Once again Adam has no notes and as usual wings it, Val’s important announcement regarding eating McDonalds all before the main theme which is about biscuits. Adam calls Val the C word but that was deleted, some random jokes and the usual bits and bobs that normally happen in one of our shows.

Euro 2016 - Amateur Half Hour

Our special amateur half hour take on the upcoming Euro 2016 Football Championships. Pre recorded before the end of the Premier League season and using a sticker album as our guide. Who knows what we will say!

Monday, 6 June 2016

Ep #21 - Nubs

A trip dowm memory lane discussing old school computer games and consoles
An exclusive interview with the lady who Lara Croft's image was allegedly based on.
Lornas Just Giving Link -
Atari, Commodore, Nintendo, NES, SNES are all brought up along with games such as Track and Field, Jet Set Willy and of course Tomb Raider among many others. Plus a game that neither of us can remember the name of and arcade experiences.

Sunday, 29 May 2016

Ep #20 - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Starts off with Val stinking out the studio and Adam having he’s pants up he’s arse.
Far too much talk about ballbags, Testicles, Balls, Nuts, Nads, Gonads and Johnsons
Vals story about twisted Nuggets
Adams horror dentist tale, a few sex life issues that Val doesn’t want to talk about.
True or false. A car crash story a Medical list of madness, a story about bed pans and plenty more all wrapped up in our smuttiest lowered toned episode yet.

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Ep #19 - A Spanner In The Works (v1)

This is a random episode and the rules are simple, No notes at all we both have to bring a subject to the table and we see where it goes. The other sheets can have no idea at all what the subject could be.
It all comes together lovely in a RandomSheets kinda way – I will not spoil none of this in the notes, the only way to find out is to press play and chill out. This could be our best show yet…..........
We also talk about how we panicked when we thought we was banned from iTunes, Adam’s memory problems, Val tries a new Vape juice, Cutting the grass, Eating in the studio, going to bed early, Sports Direct Sales and a rant about posting prices

Wednesday, 18 May 2016

Ep #18 - Tribute

A bonus episode with the Sheets in sensible mode, As we pay tribute to some famous people that are no longer with us. Which include John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Rik Mayall, Bobby Moore, River Phoenix, Brandon Lee, Princess Diana, Prince, David Bowie, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Elvis, Michael Jackson, Bruce Lee to name a few.

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Ep #17 - Personal Appearance

Starts off with Val not ready, a gold chain joke no one will get, lumber jack clothes. How many items of clothes we actually do not own, a pair of timberland boots, an empty wallet, a joke just for jaybo, New York t-shirts, beards, hair in places that didn’t used to be there, The whitest legs you ever seen, teeth issues, a few true or false and a film script.

Saturday, 7 May 2016

iTunes Top 10 New and Noteworthy Comedy Podcasts (NUMBER 9)

We have moved up the iTunes New and Noteworthy Comedy Podcasts Chart to number 9. woohoo ;-)

Thank you to everyone for your support

Please share/like/comment/leave a review

Ep #16 - Back In The Old Routine

Val tests out he’s new American accent, the annoying sound of vaping. A brilliant tale of little max playing eye spy. OCD tales, which include Vals bedtime routine which takes him over 30 minutes. 5 minute of us both laughing at nothing. Sitting in the bath reading labels, cocktail armpits, a film script including Sean Connery, General Habit and routines and a helmo thumb that looks like a Johnson also included in the action packed 40 minutes, Daniel Day Lewis , David Beckham, Robert De Niro,  Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Pacino, Tom Hiddleston and Tom Hardy

Saturday, 30 April 2016

Ep #15 - Spinner On Dinner

If you could invite 6 people to a dinner party who do you invite?
Our rules. 6 Celebs 3 male 3 female can be fictional or real.
This is who we may invite which include Sylvester Stallone, Simon Cowell, Emma Willis, The Queen, Natalie Portman, Karl Pilkington, Carrie Fisher and Gary Lineker.

Also a few random bits, like why don’t my phone charge to 100% anymore, celebrating the Queen’s Birthday and A little Rant about KFC

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Ep #14 - Hard Work

This week’s episode of 2randomsheets podcast, where we test out some new voices, an uncomfortable itch, an annoying nail chewing issue, laziness and a few hard work stories. Which includes a BBC news at 10 issue and a building story.
A few swear words put up, an annoying phone feedback on the audio and a couple of dodgy jokes

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Audience Survey

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Ep #13 - Round 1 And The Winner Is...

Bit of a  random episode, where we play a game of darts, leave the recorder recording and see who wins.
Maybe there will be a rematch maybe there will be a best of 5 maybe this will be a one off.
please note none of us are professional darts players but that is probably obvious

Saturday, 16 April 2016

Ep #12 - Complaints

This weeks we talk about various forms of complaining, Adam phones he's mother, Val will at some point pull out a list, they both will vape, laugh and mess around also an update on the website stats. Please note there is some phone feedback in the Ep. Phones are now banned from the table

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Ep #11 - Star Wars Special

Our tribute to Star Wars done the 2RandomSheets way.
We talk about our order of favourite films plus other Star Wars Stuff which will include

Wednesday, 30 March 2016

iTunes Top 10 New and Noteworthy Comedy Podcasts (NUMBER 10)

We have moved up the iTunes New and Noteworthy Comedy Podcasts Chart to number 10. woohoo ;-)

Thank you to everyone for your support

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Saturday, 26 March 2016

Sunday, 20 March 2016

Podcast #7 - Scary Stuff

This weeks Episode - In which we talk about Scary Stuff, Plus other random Chats  Enjoy

Friday, 18 March 2016

We are now listed on Podcat

''Podcat is IMDb for tracking your favorite podcast'' 

Podcat automatically tracks podcasts made available on iTunes and breaks down who appeared on each episode. You can click through to a host’s page and see everywhere they’ve shown up – which is actually sometimes quite surprising.

View our profile using the link below

Sunday, 13 March 2016

Podcast #6 - Bucket Lists

This weeks Episode - In which we talk about Bucket Lists, Plus other random Chats -

Thursday, 10 March 2016

iTunes Top 20 New and Noteworthy Comedy Podcasts (NUMBER 19)

We are so proud to inform you we have hit number 19 in the iTunes New and Noteworthy Comedy Podcasts Chart.

Thank you to everyone for your support

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Sunday, 6 March 2016

Podcast #5 - Embarrassing Situations

This weeks Episode - In which we talk about Embarrassing Situations we have both been in, Plus other random Chat

Sunday, 28 February 2016

Podcast #4 - Have You Seen That , Film?

This weeks Episode - In which we talk about films we havent seen, Would you rathers and other random Chat

Sunday, 21 February 2016

Podcast #3 - Half Famous People We Have Met

This weeks Episode - Half Famous People We Have Met.
From Courtney Love to Vic Reeves

Sunday, 14 February 2016